How I am around kids
whatshouldwecallme: Expectation: Reality:
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
morgrana: when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP fuck u anons
funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future
It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it’s mine.– Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via blua)
paradoxicalsentiments: in my dreams I can afford to shop at anthropologie and furnish an entire apartment that I can also afford. in my dreams
thebananarunt: let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
maliciousmelons: my sister wanted to pull a good april fools prank and so she got her friends sister who was pregnant to take a pregnancy test. on the morning of april first she sat in the dark at the table and when my mom came in my sister told her that she had met a guy at a party and then she handed her the pregnancy test and my mom cried for ten minutes before my sister finally said april...