December 2011
consecratio:
if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THIS POST HAS A GAZILLION NOTES, BUT THE PREFIX "HOMO" MEANS "SAME, OR EQUAL" NOT MAN...
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
kidinvisible:
julieebaybee:
omg
lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down swingin’
