dumbledoreisabamf: If JK Rowling ever decides to write another Harry Potter book, instead of writing about their children, 19 years later, it would be amazing if she went back and wrote a book based on the founding of Hogwarts. And write about the rifts between all the founders and everything and went really in detail. Oh God, it would be so beautiful.
I found a new machine at the gym today.
e-pic: It had Twix, Snickers, and Reese’s in it.
Is she dilated?
Doctor: Go see this patient, she's going into active labour. I want you to check if she's dilated or not.
Med Student: Um, okay. I will go check.
Go sees patient, checks the patient's eyes then reports back.
Med Student: Um...I think they both look pretty dilated.
Doctor: ...What do you mean...both?
I HAVE LEFTOVERS FROM SAKURA.
deejaiification: amandamig: JUST PRESS...