What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone...– (via chaoswithinus)
thefunniestpost: why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
foxnewsofficial: lolsofunny: johnnybrahvo: foxnewsofficial: they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad LOL here!!:D what have you done you actually have no idea how helpful that would be, sleeves are so obnoxious on patients because of I.V lines.
That is a quality card right there. You make some quality stuff, that’s no shit.– Dad about the turtle card Lauren made me. (via ryder)
Jamie: LIke Captian America.
Me: No, Captain America is more a hero. Batman, Spiderman, and the Boondock Saints are Vigilantes. They do it on their own.
Jamie: So like, they do things without being told...
Jamie: ...Mom would love them.